Q: What's the hardest thing about running cross country? Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race? Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?Ī: The feeling you get when you're driving in your car and pass runners. Q: Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country? Q: If runners get athlete's foot what do astronauts get? Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?Ī: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing. Q: How do you know your a dedicated runner?Ī: When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car. What's the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban? Q: Why can't you let a jogger be a potential juror? Q: Why did the chicken run across the road? Q: Why doesn't Mexico have a competitive Olympic team?Ī: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?Ī: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car? Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it? Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time?Ī: Adam, because he came first in the human race! Q: How do you know when you've married a running enthusiast?Ī: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile. Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?Ī: The lettuce was a 'head' and the tomato was trying to 'ketchup'! Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest?

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